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Well, the first woman ever, Hillary Clinton, has secured the nomination of a major political party for the U.S. presidency (the Democratic party), with a more-than-adequate number of delegates won in the nationwide primary elections that will soon be concluded.

And, polls indicate she has a better-than-even chance of winning the presidency.

Good for her. And, given that she is the only candidate who can be described as well-qualified — actually, better than well-qualified — in the two clown-cars filled with candidates, especially on the Republican side, the best descriptive word is .... Whew!

But there's no news, as yet, about the formation of a new (powerful, no doubt) political support group to help her get elected: "Cuckolds for Hillary."
 
Since so few guys put their head over the parapet in public - it will have to be an underground movement.

We Brits have already had at woman Prime Minister - Margret Thatcher was known for "wearing the trousers" in her largely male cabinet. Given the fact that most of them receive a private education at boarding schools, where corporal punishment was common in those days, they probable got a good spanking from her too.

I have not idea if Hilary will be good or bad for you but it is interesting to see Bill paying attention to his wife for a change.
 
RobCuckToKaren said:
We Brits have already had a woman Prime Minister - Margret Thatcher was known for "wearing the trousers" in her largely male cabinet. Given the fact that most of them receive a private education at boarding schools, where corporal punishment was common in those days, they probable got good spankings from her too.

RobCuckToKaren,

An aside: I notice all the replies to this thread, except yours, have been deleted. They weren't all that recent, but presumably they were lost anyway in the transition to the new forum software.

Anyway — thanks for your reply and your comments about Margret Thatcher as British Prime Minister.

Regarding your suggestion that the members of Thatcher's all-male cabinet probably got (presumably pants-down) spankings from her, with a wooden paddle or large heavily-made wooden hairbrush, no doubt: Sometime between now (1 July 2016) and 8 Nov. 2016 (the day of our upcoming presidential election), I expect to see outraged headlines in very large type in newspapers across the U.S., with wording something like:

"Donald T. Discovered Submitting to Spanking by Ms. Hillary"

With subhead: "Donaldl confessed he has a spanking fetish, and couldn't resist."

The story will describe how Hillary administered her spanking on a straight-backed wooden chair, fully dressed in knee-high black boots, a short leather skirt, white blouse and leather jacket, with a wooden paddle with many holes drilled in it (to increase the stinging sensation), while Donald was fully-nude, bent over her knees, feet and hands on the floor, in OTK position. The spanking continued until Donald was reduced to tears and audible sobs. Then, Ms. Hillary stopped (mercifully), instructed Donald to kiss her boots at some length (he complied), then ordered him to stand, still in the nude, with his nose held firmly in a corner (he also complied).

The story will go on to note that Donald confessed to Ms. Hillary (under threat of continued spanking, when he had been reduced to crying audibly) that he had similary submitted to severe OTK spankings by all of the innumerable women he has insulted and otherwise treated badly during his long career since he inherited hundreds of millions from his deceased father, thereby instantly becoming a very wealthy man.

The story will conclude by noting that it was leaked by a knowledgeable source who shall remain unnamed. (Ms. Hillary will, of course, have secretly filmed the episode.)

Incidentally, are you the cuckold husband of the woman who has posted on this forum using the screen name "KarenSlutForBlacks", or something similar? Her posts were unusually interesting, but she hasn't posted for a while and I'm not sure I remember her screen name correctly.

—Custer
 
Custer Laststand said:
RobCuckToKaren,

An aside: I notice all the replies to this thread, except yours, have been deleted. They weren't all that recent, but presumably they were lost anyway in the transition to the new forum software.

Anyway — thanks for your reply and your comments about Margret Thatcher as British Prime Minister.

Regarding your suggestion that the members of Thatcher's all-male cabinet probably got (presumably pants-down) spankings from her, with a wooden paddle or large heavily-made wooden hairbrush, no doubt: Sometime between now (1 July 2016) and 8 Nov. 2016 (the day of our upcoming presidential election), I expect to see outraged headlines in very large type in newspapers across the U.S., with wording something like:

"Donald T. Discovered Submitting to Spanking by Ms. Hillary"

With subhead: "Donaldl confessed he has a spanking fetish, and couldn't resist."

The story will describe how Hillary administered her spanking on a straight-backed wooden chair, fully dressed in knee-high black boots, a short leather skirt, white blouse and leather jacket, with a wooden paddle with many holes drilled in it (to increase the stinging sensation), while Donald was fully-nude, bent over her knees, feet and hands on the floor, in OTK position. The spanking continued until Donald was reduced to tears and audible sobs. Then, Ms. Hillary stopped (mercifully), instructed Donald to kiss her boots at some length (he complied), then ordered him to stand, still in the nude, with his nose held firmly in a corner (he also complied).

The story will go on to note that Donald confessed to Ms. Hillary (under threat of continued spanking, when he had been reduced to crying audibly) that he had similary submitted to severe OTK spankings by all of the innumerable women he has insulted and otherwise treated badly during his long career since he inherited hundreds of millions from his deceased father, thereby instantly becoming a very wealthy man.

The story will conclude by noting that it was leaked by a knowledgeable source who shall remain unnamed. (Ms. Hillary will, of course, have secretly filmed the episode.)

Incidentally, are you the cuckold husband of the woman who has posted on this forum using the screen name "KarenSlutForBlacks", or something similar? Her posts were unusually interesting, but she hasn't posted for a while and I'm not sure I remember her screen name correctly.

—Custer
Nice thought - I'm sure Hilary would love it.

Now that Dodgy Dave has announced that he will be stepping down as our Prime Minister were about to have an election amongst the Tories to choose a new leader. The current front runner is Theresa May (she who caused a scandal when she appeared on a party conference platform wearing leopard skin high heels) and she stands every chance of becoming Mrs Thatcher version 2.01. After all of the turmoil here I think the members of the cabinet could do with a good botty spanking and it will add another meaning to being summoned by a "three line whip" (party members were whipped through the lobbies when a vote was called - the degree of severity for these summonses was denoted by how many times it was underlined - so underlined once = come to vote pretty please - underlined three times = be there to vote or else - this three line whip.

Yes KarenMWSlut4Blacks is my wife and as far as I know she still comes to the chat room here. She's not met anyone from there recently but she did meet a couple of guys towards the end of last year. I remember them well because at the last minute each of them renegaded on their promise to let me watch. I'm still not sure why because when we were having a drink in the lounge we seemed to be getting on OK but when Karen told them it was time for us to go the bedroom they asked if it was alright for me not to be there.

When I last asked she told me that she'd not found any interesting thread for a long time, which is probably why she hasn't written anything recently although she does have a few friend here who she keeps in touch with via the mail service.
 
RobCuckToKaren said:
Nice thought - I'm sure Hilary would love it.

Maybe I'll write her a letter suggesting it....

RobCuckToKaren said:
Now that Dodgy Dave has announced he will be stepping down as our Prime Minister, we're about to have an election amongst the Tories to choose a new leader.

Yesterday's (1 July 2016) edition of the local newspaper of the town I live in (in a remote sector of the U.S.) includes an editorial cartoon by John Cole, entitled: "The Dog that Caught the Bus." It shows an upside-down double-decker bus labelled "Britain" (also upside down), with its wheels still spinning in the air, lots of slightly dismayed-looking eyes looking out the windows, and with a dog with its jaws clamped on the partly-detached rear bumper. The dog, who has a messy mop of blonde hair, is wearing a collar with its name, Boris Johnson, on it. The Boris Johnson dog, who is followed by a trail of papers demanding "Exit Now!!" from the European Union, has a thought balloon over his head showing he's thinking: "Bloody hell.... NOW what do I do?"

Obviously, Johnson resolved his problem by withdrawing from the competition to become the new prime minister. From what I've read about him, it sounds like most Brits are probably thinking: "Good riddance!"

RobCuckToKaren said:
The current front runner is Theresa May (she who caused a scandal when she appeared on a party conference platform wearing leopard skin high heels)....

I can tell you for sure, there are a lot... a whole lot... more serious scandals high-level political figures have been caught up in.

RobCuckToKaren said:
.... and, she stands every chance of becoming Mrs Thatcher version 2.01.

If by that you mean Theresa May is a strong woman, obviously she's going to need that in spades if she becomes prime minister.

RobCuckToKaren said:
After all of the turmoil here, I think the members of the cabinet could do with good booty-spankings....

I agree. Pants-down OTK spankings administered by the new Ms. Theresa May, in her office, one at a time — followed by having to kiss her boots at some length, then being required to stand, still pants down, with nose firmly pressed into a corner for 20 minutes, in each case.

RobCuckToKaren said:
.... it will add new meaning to being summoned by a "three line whip" (party members were whipped through the lobbies when a vote was called. The degree of severity for these summonses was denoted by how many times it was underlined. Underlined once => come to vote, pretty please. Underlined three times => be there to vote, or else - this three line whip.

Interesting. That sounds like a curious, archaic British tradition.

RobCuckToKaren said:
Yes, KarenMWSlut4Blacks is my wife, and as far as I know she still comes to the chat room here.

Ah ha.... just as I suspected.

RobCuckToKaren said:
She's not met anyone from there recently, but she did meet a couple of guys towards the end of last year. I remember them well because at the last minute each of them reneged on his promise to let me watch. I'm still not sure why because when we were having a drink in the lounge we seemed to be getting on OK but when Karen told them it was time for us to go the bedroom they asked if it was alright for me not to be there.

Sigh.... that's life in the jungle. As I've mentioned to some other cuckolds who "want to watch," but their wife's lover doesn't want that: a lot of men.... probably most men, I would guess.... consider fucking an intensely personal matter between themselves and their women. If the woman's husband is sitting there in a cuckold's chair, that distracts them because they have to focus on the married woman, whom they're trying to fuck properly, while also paying attention to the cuckold, to make sure he isn't decompensating and on the verge of losing his temper and blowing up. As a result of these multiple demands on his attention, the lover might fear he won't be able to get it up.

RobCuckToKaren said:
When I last asked she told me that she'd not found any interesting thread for a long time, which is probably why she hasn't written anything recently although she does have a few friends here who she keeps in touch with via the mail service.

Bummer. Incidently, I notice in the photo below your screen name your cock is locked up in a chastity device (if that's your cock in the photo). Quite a while ago, your wife said, in one of her posts, you were spending so much time in your bathroom masturbating, thinking about what she might be doing with her lovers, that your daughter was complaining she could never get into the bathroom.

In response, I suggested your wife require you to wear a male chastity device (with her your sole key holder), and outlined what some of the advantages of that would be for both of you, including your daughter.

Your wife did not reply, which caused me to conclude that idea was not of interest to her. Did she, in fact, introduce you to the concept of wearing a male chastity device with her your sole key holder, and has she been requiring you to wear it for some time now? If so, how has it been working out for both of you — and your daughter?

—Custer
 
I don't intrude and if the guy is not interested in showing off he prowess to me it is not a problem. It is probably better that I don't get to watch so often because it makes it special for both of us. The thing that I was annoyed me is that both had been bragging about doing it in front of other husband and had told her that they wanted to show off to me. As it was Karen said that they were nothing special and that I hadn't really missed anything.

The last guy who let me watch was a student at one of our local universities; Kwame was from Ghana and Karen met him several times between Easter and when his course ended at the end of May. He didn't have any reservation about me being there and seemed to love showing off his enormous cock and telling me how good it felt to poke it into my wife. I'm not sure what it the usual procedure but I'm allowed to move around to get the best view but out of respect to Karen and the guy she's with I have to keep myself zipped up and go to the bathroom if I want to get my cock out and jerk it.

I think some guys confuse the cuckold lifestyle with the swinging scene, where the husbands are expected to actively participate. As a cuckold I don't have any issues about the guys not wanting me there when they're fucking my wife because the whole point of her doing it with them if for her to have a good time.

Yes, it is me and I am very proud of it. I know that most guys would want to have a big cock but I'm perfectly happy with what I have, in fact if it was a little smaller that would be even better. I would want Karen to be in any doubt about her sexual preferences or feel guilt about not doing it with me so having nothing to offer in the trouser department is idea for me.

She didn't say who suggested it, it just came in the mail one day and I'm sure she knew what was in the package before she opened it at the dinner table. I'm not sure how many wives discuss a chastity cage with their daughter over the dinner table but if anyone has been in that position they will know how embarrassed I was. I'm just thankful that I wasn't told to drop my trousers and shorts so she could try it on me.

So that I don't inconvenience our daughter I'm locked into it by Karen when she goes off to work in the morning and when Emma goes off to work later in the day she asks if I'm looking forward to jerking my cock and offers me her key. Apart from when Emma is home I also get locked into when Karen goes out to meet guys in bars or clubs so that I can't play with myself until she gets back with a guy..

If you chatting to her again, maybe you can suggest that it is rather old fashions to still be using a chastity device and that it is better for a husband to be trusted.
 
RobCuckToKaren,

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] I don't intrude and if the guy is not interested in showing off his prowess to me it is not a problem. …. The last guy who let me watch was a student at one of our local universities; Kwame was from Ghana and Karen met him several times between Easter and when his course ended at the end of May. He didn't have any reservations about me being there and seemed to love showing off his enormous cock and telling me how good it felt to poke it into my wife. …. [/QUOTE]

Awright…. very impressive. Sounds like your sexy wife Karen had some good times with Kwame, and you did too, no doubt.

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] …. As a cuckold, I don't have any issues about the guys not wanting me there when they're fucking my wife because the whole point of her doing it with them is for her to have a good time. [/QUOTE]

You sound like a very progressive married man….

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] Yes, it is me (in the photo under my screen name, with my penis locked up in a cock cage) and I am very proud of it. I know most guys would want to have a big cock, but I'm perfectly happy with what I have. In fact, if it was a little smaller that would be even better. I would not want Karen to be in any doubt about her sexual preferences or feel guilty about not doing it with me so having nothing to offer [in that] department is ideal for me. [/QUOTE]

As I said, you’re obviously a very progressive cuckold….

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] She didn't say who suggested [locking me in a cock cage]; it just came in the mail one day and I'm sure she knew what was in the package before she opened it at the dinner table. I'm not sure how many wives discuss a chastity cage with their daughter over the dinner table, but if anyone has been in that position they will know how embarrassed I was. I'm just thankful I wasn't told to drop my trousers and shorts so she could try it on me. [/QUOTE]

Yes, that would have been a bit much. BTW, this suggests your daughter has reached an age such that she’s somewhat knowledgeable about men and their penises — somewhere in the 12 to 18 range…?

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] So that I don't inconvenience our daughter, I'm locked into [my cock cage] by Karen when she goes off to work in the morning. When [our daughter] Emma goes off to work later in the day, she asks if I'm looking forward to jerking my cock and offers me her key. [/QUOTE]

Perfect. It’s totally appropriate for men kept in chastity devices by their cuckoldress wives to be teased about that by their daughter(s)….

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] Apart from when Emma is home [when I’m kept locked up], I also get locked into [my chastity cage] when Karen goes out to meet guys in bars or clubs, so I can't play with myself until she comes home with a guy. [/QUOTE]

Also totally appropriate. When you are locked up in your chastity device should be totally at the discretion of your sexy wife….

[QUOTE="RobCuckToKaren, post: 679413, member: 668171”] If you chat [with my wife] again, maybe you can suggest it is rather old fashions to still be using a chastity device and it is better for a husband to be trusted.[/QUOTE]

I would be more inclined to call male chastity cages “new-fashioned” devices. I’m pretty sure the vast majority of married women and their husbands here in the U.S., and probably single people as well, have never heard of them. In any case, I haven’t seen a post by your strongly-sexual wife for a really long time — and if I did, I would not presume to tell her how she should manage her relationship with you.

If you find your chastity device uncomfortable, you might consider purchasing another (your wife might require you to pay for it), then trade-off wearing it with your current device. At least 2 members of this forum have found the “HolyTrainer” very comfortable. See:
http://www.holytrainer.com/en/male-chastity-device.asp

Some members of this forum have said stainless steel chastity devices are definitely the best. Reviews and photos of a number of chastity devices, mostly metal, can be found here:
http://secretchastityhusband.blogsp...-devices-queens-keep.html?zx=71d5497f1d0576c5

If the advantages to your wife and daughter of your wife keeping you in a cock cage are not obvious to you, see:
http://www.angelfire.com/id2/Hawaii/MaleCh.html

Regarding satisfying your wife sexually during the dry spells in between her big-cock black lovers, see:
Cunninglingus:
http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/howto.htm

And Female Ejaculation:
http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/ejacula.htm

Re. your wife satisfying you sexually while keeping you locked up in your chastity device (this involves her finding your G-spot), see “Strapon Primer: Take It Like A Man,” here:
http://www.take-it-like-a-man.com/index.html

More than one man on this forum has said he experiences intense orgasms when fucked up his ass by his wife with her strap-on dildo.
 
Thanks for the kind comment - it's nice to have someone describe me as progressive. If you ask Karen she would describe me as a pervert.

Our daughter found out about men and their penises more than 11 years ago, she will be 27 this year.

Since our son left home, after he graduated, I've been living in a woman's world and although they each have their own men friends they do get together to gang up on me. I doubt that many daughters even know that their Dad's been locked in a chastity cage and I can't imagine that anyone would think it normal behaviour for them to being given a key to it by their Mother. I think the only things I have to be thankful for is that although Karen and Emma decide when I'm going to be put in it our daughter doesn't actually get to see me wearing it.

I can see that the new version of the Holy Trainer is a huge advance on the CB and make it look dated. With the CB if I going to be locked in it for longer periods, Karen sometimes has a weekend away with a friend, she uses one of the numbered plastic lock because the padlock would be uncomfortable. The new version of the Holy Trainer seems to have done away with the padlock and I'm going to see if Karen will give me permission to order one.

As for our sex lives Karen seems to get all she needs from the Black guys she meets up with and I don't have a problem with having to jerk my cock in the bathroom. Just sitting there doing it brings back so many wonderful memories of Black cocks poking into my wife.