A woman complained constantly to her husband that her breasts were too small.
Finally, he suggested she rub toilet paper between her tits for five minutes each day.
"What good would that do?" she asked.
He explained: "Well.... you rub toilet paper between your ass cheeks every day, and that worked."
From: Seligson, Susan, 2007, Stacked: A 32DDD Reports From the Front (Bloomsbury, 229 pp.).
(Actually, Seligson [2007] is not a book filled with bad jokes. It's well-written and a good read — especially the chapters "Molehills to Mountains" and "Pills, Potions, Lotions, and Hope," for the many women planning to undergo surgical breast enhancement.)
Finally, he suggested she rub toilet paper between her tits for five minutes each day.
"What good would that do?" she asked.
He explained: "Well.... you rub toilet paper between your ass cheeks every day, and that worked."
From: Seligson, Susan, 2007, Stacked: A 32DDD Reports From the Front (Bloomsbury, 229 pp.).
(Actually, Seligson [2007] is not a book filled with bad jokes. It's well-written and a good read — especially the chapters "Molehills to Mountains" and "Pills, Potions, Lotions, and Hope," for the many women planning to undergo surgical breast enhancement.)
