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Looking for a daring el(f)...

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I am looking for daring young female elf to help out this "Secret Santa."
I have a mid-40's, single male welder that works in my shop. He lives alone with his dog and depends on his coworkers for rides to work... because he lost his DL to a second DUI (and actually just finished up 6 months of house arrest this week).
I need someone willing to text him some sexy photos of you (or your wife) on Christmas morning as you slowly peel off the gift wrapping.
I'm certain he will be extremely flirty, but in the end, just text him, "Sorry, but I only come once a year! Yo, Ho, Ho!" then you can either no longer reply or block his number.
PM me if you can do this, please!