Richard and Maria Pike said:In the news: North Carolina resident Fredrick Denney allegedly barricaded himself inside a hotel room and threatened to shoot police officers unless they arranged his marriage with Paris Hilton.
Now here's a guy who's absolutely DESPERATE to be a cuckold!
cumbox said:Would this suicide attempt be geared up for before or after his wedding ?
Custer Laststand said:The demand that the police arrange "his wedding" can be dismissed as obviously-impossible and thus irrelevant. (Ms. Paris, who has apparently had 52 affairs with other celebrities, has never been married. It doesn't seem highly probable she would respond favorably to a demand from, say, a police chief [or anyone else] that she marry a whacko.)