Dude that sucks! You should totally hire me! I'm great at dirty talk and I'll have her dripping wet in her little white panties.
I've chatted with you before on Teamviewer and have been followeing your efforts to make something happen. I would love to chat with your Japanese wife since this scenario really turns me on and I'd love to get her to say and do some kinky things.
By the way I'm a white guy, American, 28 years old, tall and in good shape. I speak some Japanese too.
I will send you a PM and we can make this happen.