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Broken zip I see. I thought jeans were strong enough to pull a car along a highway. All men should have to hang their dick like that as they walk down the street, because it would cut out a lot of unnecessary dates trying to find the right prince to kiss. It would also help men to get the message that their sperm is not going to be needed for breeding, so they might as well get a vasectomy, so girls can use them as stand-ins when the bulls are too busy.
Take more photos to excite us girls, but this time put a ruler up against the monster, and also do the toilet roll test to see if will fit or is too tight.
All men should have to hang their dick like that as they walk down the street, because it would cut out a lot of unnecessary dates trying to find the right prince to kiss.
That's a great idea... that way women would know instantly who the men are they'd like to have sex with and who should be the "purse holders" while they're doing it!