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You should be charged road tax for having a cock that HUUUUGGGGGGGEEEEE, and pay out compensation if you over-stretch a virgin by using it. Maybe, you could be the visiting bull for a women's baseball team, to cause it to down-size a bit to nearer "normal".
Honesty, a cock that big is a scary weapon, and could be classified as a pistol or sawn-off shotgun. Hope you have done a weapons training course in how to manage it.