Me (Pete): Hey, Honey, get a load of this thread; guy hasn't fucked pussy in 3 years.
Patti: Not so bad. You haven't had it since 1996 - 13 years.
Me: (A perfect but not intentional mimmick of Rebbecca from CHEERS when she uttered the exact same words) Been that long, huh?
Patti: Says here the guy forgot what it feels like, do you?
Me: I remember the looseness. I got off on how open and used your cunt is - was - is.
Patti: Didn't get any tighter, that's for sure, moron. Would you like some?
Me: (Amazed) Can I, please?
Patti: Can you get it up?
Me: If I stroke it, knowing I'm gonna fuck it, Honey!
Patti: will you sustain it - and start stroking, shit head.
Me: (Stroking away and getting it up!) Yea, yeah!
Patti: Yea what? Can you sustain that boner?
Me: (Displaying truth all over my face that I will not be able to do so.) Sigh!
Patti: Jerk off, useless ass. No sense you ever getting any ever.
I will cum reliving this episode - trust me I will.