I'm bored as fuck and I'm tired of trolling lookin' for some woman that >>might possibly could wanna fuck<< me, so I'm gonna just post some bullshit. So anyway yesterday I went to see "Black Snake Moan". I was compelled to see it because Rae (Christina Ricci) reminded me of an old girlfriend. She was petite (though not as thin as the movie character), white, southern, hard drinkin', hard cussin', loved to fuck, and was (is?) fuckin' crazy. Looking at the screen though I was thinking only one thing. This should've been a porn flick that way I could at least have the pleasure of jerkin' off. Not saying it's a bad movie, but I would've liked it a lot better getting some head from a petite white chick with a white trash hairdo. Think I'll get run out the trailer park lookin' for a chick like that?