Thanks for the update re. satisfying your wife's complex sexual fetishes...
Slickdeals,
Good to see you back. As you may recall, your last thread (initiated with one post only) was a "Happy New Year" announcement on 4 Jan. 2011. You said:
slickdeals4you said:
Hey fellows, my wifes lover is bringing a few of his friends over to chill on Thu night and one of his friends is gay. Upon her lover telling my wife that one is gay, she came up with the idea that i blow him and ride his cock like a real bitch. I tried arguing with her but she was very presistant and stayed firm. She's good at that and she will have her way. It's going to happen. I pretty much came to terms that this is my destiny. ... etc ... Any advice on how to cope with the physical and mental aspects of having my virgin ass screwed?
There were various replies and comments, but you said nothing further. What happened? Did you submit to sucking the cock and being ass-fucked by the gay friend of your wife's lover? If so, what were your feelings about that?
Now, you say:
slickdeals4you said:
Hey ppl, just thought i'd share this with you. My wife made it pretty clear to me a few days ago that my birthday is no excuse; I will not be getting any pussy... just my daily kiss and hug.
That's very kind of your wife to give you a kiss and hug each day, especially on your birthday.
slickdeals4you said:
What my wife did arrange for me was a submissive boy toy. Now, I know it's no comparison to pussy; however, after 6 months of my dick not being touched except with my own hands, it was good to put my little dick in somebody else's ass, mouth, hands, etc.
Yes, I suppose so. Um... "etc," you say? What else is there...?
slickdeals4you said:
I really loved it, and my wife knows that! Now she has offered to allow me to fuck a guy every couple of weeks if I forgo my once a year opportunity to fuck her on our anniversary.
That's very generous of your wife. But, a question comes to mind. Where is she going to find "this guy," or all "these guys" as the case may be, who will want you to fuck them every two weeks...?
slickdeals4you said:
She admitted it really irks her that I still get to fuck her, even if it's just once a year. If I accept "this deal" it will clear her conscience and without guilt she'll be able to say she allows her little sissy zero pussy. Period.
Well, whatever works for your wife. It's good to hear she's informing her friends of what she does and does not allow you, as her cuckold.
slickdeals4you said:
What do you say folks? Yay or Nay?! On the one hand I've been waiting over 6 months for that pussy, thinking about it every day. [If I stay with our existing agreement] I'll only get pussy once a year. [If I accept my wife's new proposal] I can have more frequent fun.
Hm... so many decisions, so little time. I'd say go with the biweekly sex, even if it's entirely male and involves you ass-fucking (evidently) a "boy toy" (assuming your wife can find one to volunteer for this duty).
This picture is confused, however, by your next post:
slickdeals4you said:
Practically speaking, my wife makes sure I feel gay by getting ass-fucked from time to time and not getting any pussy. ... etc.
Hm... if your wife likes to watch you getting "ass-fucked from time to time" (who does that for her? her lover?), what's the connection between that and her wanting to watch you ass-fuck a "boy toy" every other week...?
slickdeals4you said:
I told my wife I would go with the "boy toy" option and she said, "smart decision!"
I agree. Good decision.
slickdeals4you said:
That evening, my wife and her lover called me into the bedroom. She told me I made the "better choice" as she pulled off my boxers and compared my cock to that of her lover, exclaiming: "would it be right for you to insert your pathetic dick into my pussy instead of this big schlong?" Then, her lover casually spread my ass cheeks and slid his cock into my ass, then sat me down [on his lap? the geometry here seems hard to visualize...]. He told me I made the "better choice." The right choice, [he said,] would be [for me] to say: "I'm a sissy, so I don't fuck pussies or guys, I only get fucked."
Some men might consider it slightly demeaning to be expected to say that. In any event, this has become quite confusing. How does it fit together with your wife's proposal that she find you a "boy toy" to accept you fucking him up the ass every other week, and you agreeing to do that?
slickdeals4you said:
My wife instantly grabbed the shopping bag near her, pulled out a brand new cb3000 and told me to put my cock in it, then locked it and gave they key to her lover. Her lover pulled out of my ass, jizzed right in my mouth and than pulled out a new pair of panties from the bag and put it over my cage.
Ah... it's good to see your wife (and now her lover) are keeping you under tight control, to to speak. Does this mean your wife's lover will have to come over and unlock your cock every other week so you can fuck your "boy toy" up the ass, for her amusement? The mechanics of all this seem logistically complicated...
slickdeals4you said:
My wife kissed me and said "good night, little bitch" then escorted me to our spare bedroom in the basement.
It was very kind of your wife to kiss you goodnight. Will look forward to updates regarding your logistically complicated (and confusing) relationships with your boss-wife, her lover, and your "boy-toy" in waiting, whoever he may turn out to be.
—Custer
