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The Penis Applies for a Raise

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Good Ole Bull
Beloved Member
Feb 26, 2004
Fayetteville, NC
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: :p

1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I don't get weekends off or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I don't get paid overtime
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8. I work in high temperatures
9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Reply from Management

Dear Mr. Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
5. You don not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6. You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
8. You'll retire well before reaching 65
9. You're unable to work double shifts
10. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


The Management
Too good to be left in the archives forever and forgotten.

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