The Delivery

My name is Karen, I’ve been a shared wife for a long time and this experience took place last summer. My husband and I live in the country just a short distance from our local city. We have a nice private property that allows me to enjoy nude sunbathing and relaxing in our hot tub au natural. Hubby’s work requires him to receive a lot of packages at home.

We get courier deliveries every few days so I’ve gotten to know the drivers a bit and it’s fun to chat and flirt with them. I’ve come close to getting caught sunbathing more than a few times which is always exciting. It was a beautiful sunny day as I relaxed nude in the hot tub, letting my mind wander remembering some of my more memorable sexcapades. I had myself positioned over one of the bottom jets. The stream shoots directly onto my pussy and it never takes long before I’m shaking from orgasm. I have always loved outdoor sex so this is the next best thing when I’m on my own.

On this particular day, I just positioned myself over the jet when I heard a noise and saw the courier truck pull into our driveway. I let a frustrated moan out and climbed out of the tub, wrapping a towel around myself. I dashed to the door trying to keep the towel on and signed for the package. The usual driver (Ted) was very chatty and kept looking me up and down. The towel just covered my ass and pussy so I was showing a lot of leg. I felt the tickle in my pussy as I could see the lust in his eyes. My nipples were hard and I knew they were showing through the thin towel. Ted handed me the package and smiled.

“Look forward to seeing you again Karen.”

“Bye Ted”, I responded with a big smile.

As I watched him pull away, I dropped my towel and walked back to the hot tub. I could hardly wait to get in and feel the jet pulsing on my soaking wet pussy. Within minutes I was moaning loudly, my body tensing as waves of orgasms flowed through my body. The whole time imagining Ted kissing me, touching me, and fucking me. The next day as I masturbated all I could think about was Ted or one of the other couriers ravaging my naked body until we both explode in orgasm. It was at that point I decided to step up my level cockteasing.

The next day I anxiously waited for Ted to arrive with a package I knew hubby was expecting. I carefully dressed in pair of ultra-short shorts and a light color, thin camisole top that highlighted my big nipples and areola. I applied a small of makeup and stood in front of the mirror.

“I do look pretty good if I do say so myself”.

Ted normally makes his stop at our place mid-afternoon. I sat in a chair by the window like a young teenager waiting for her date to arrive. My nipples were hard and pussy tingled in anticipation.

The truck pulled in and I jumped up from my chair, heading towards the door I stopped at the mirror to check again on how I looked.

‘Hi Ted, how’s your day?”

He looks up, “It just got a lot better, you look amazing Karen.” Staring directly at my hard nipples sticking out from under my camisole.

“Oh, thanks, Ted. It’s a hot day and needed to dress light. Hope you don’t mind?”

“Are you kidding, this is my favorite stop. I always love seeing you and today is a huge bonus. Thank you for making my day.” Ted said with a smile, glancing at my eyes and then my breasts.

“I’m so glad you like, I look forward to seeing you too. Do you have many stops left?”

Ted frowned and said, “No, just a couple but I should go and get them done.”

I stepped up a bit closer to him and said, “Perhaps you should change your route so I’m your last stop of the day?” Flashing a naughty smile and what hubby calls my ‘come fuck me' look. I handed him a piece of paper with my phone number on it and asked him to text me when I’m on his route next.

Ted smiles and says, “Mmmmm, I can do that.”

As he drove away my pussy was on fire. I couldn’t get to the bedroom fast enough to get naked and pull my rabbit vibrator out of my drawer and into my soaking wet pussy. I’m sure it wasn’t ten seconds before I had my first of two orgasms. Laying on the bed, spent, legs spread wide, all I could imagine was Ted laying on top of me after cumming inside me.

Two days later, my phone buzzes, and I get a message that says, Hi Karen, it’s Ted, you’re on my route today and you’re my last stop of the day. My nipples immediately hardened.

I decided to make it even more obvious as to what I wanted. I knew he’d be arriving around 3 pm so I did my errands in the morning so I’d have the afternoon to prepare. Showered, shaved legs and pussy, some heavier makeup, a completely sheer robe, and high heels. It was apparent want I wanted from him but I didn’t care. I knew he wanted it too.

On schedule, his truck pulled in. I was as giddy as a schoolgirl. He rang the doorbell and I opened the door.

“WOW.”

That was the only thing he said as he looked me up and down seeing all I have to offer through the sheer white robe.
“Please come in,” I said.

As I stepped back, he came through the door, dropped the package on a chair, took me in his strong arms, and kissed me. We held each other and kissed, our tongues intertwined together. I reached down and began pulling his shirt up over his head, revealing a muscular chest and arms. He opened my robe and is kissing his way down my cleavage to take each of my nipples in his mouth gently sucking on them making them even harder than they were. If that was possible. I undo his pants and he kicks his boots off allowing me to bend over and push his pants and underwear to the floor. For the first time, I see his hard cock sticking straight out at me. I kiss the tip of it, then open my lips sucking it and feel it swell in my mouth. He gently strokes my cheek and hair as I slide my lips back and forth on his cock.

“Please don’t make me cum yet”, Ted whispers.

I stand up and kiss him again, taking him by the hand, walking naked towards the bedroom. We fall on the bed together, our hands exploring each other’s bare bodies. He gently pushes me onto my back and kisses his way down my body stopping at my nipples, my belly button, and then down to the folds of my soaking wet pussy. His tongue flicks my clit a few times and I’m already well on my way. I now have his hair in my clenched fingers pulling him into my pussy, screaming out as I cum all over his face. I look down to see him smiling up at me.

“Fuck me”

I pull him up on top of me and guide his hardness inside me moaning with pleasure as he stretches me open.

“Oh my god, you feel amazing”, he whispers in my ear.

I tell him to roll onto his back. In one motion with him inside, we move as one until I’m laying on him. I begin grinding down on him taking him as deep as I can, moving slowly enjoying every moment of this. I push myself up from his chest and begin riding his hard cock. His fingers are busy rubbing and pinching my nipples, and again my body responds, shaking from another orgasm.

I roll onto my back and pull him with me. My legs in the air, spread wide open, giving my pussy completely to him, my fingers grabbing his ass encouraging him to pump me hard. His rhythm feels amazing inside me.

“Where do you want me to cum”, he says.

I smile up at him, “Anywhere you want.”

Moment’s later, I feel him thrust deep inside me, tensing his entire body. A loud growl escapes his mouth as his primal need takes over. Squirt after squirt fills my belly as I cum with him. As he lays on top of me, catching his breath, his cock shrinking inside me, I feel complete.

We lay together cuddling and recovering, feeling so good.

He looks over at me and says, “Was this a one-time thing?”

“Definitely not,” I said.

His big smile said it all.

My husband got home from the office around 6 pm that Monday. A big hug and kiss greeted him. I had his vodka martini ready when he walked through the door.

“Someone is in a great mood”, he says with a smile.

I took his free hand and moved it under my short dress onto my bare pussy. “I have a surprise for you.” He slipped a finger inside my juicy loose pussy.

His eyes got big. “Really, tell me all the details.”

I explained how I’d been flirting with Ted the courier guy and how I seduced him this afternoon. How he gave me a couple of orgasms and how he fucked me hard pumping his sperm into me. Hubby took my hand and lead me to the bedroom. Seeing the messed sheets, he moaned with lust. He pulled his clothes off leaving them on the floor while I pulled my dress off and I lay on the bed with my leg wide open inviting him to take me. He climbed on and slid his cock into me with ease.

“You know how much I love sloppy seconds and your used cunt feels so good right now.”

He likes talking nasty to me when I’ve been with another guy. He pumps away while I continued to tell him how Ted and I had fucked earlier. I knew it wouldn’t take long as it never does when I tell him how I’ve been a hotwife. He blew his load reclaiming my body.

“Tell me this is not just a one-time thing?” He said.

“Not unless you stop having those packages couriered to the house.” I smiled.

“Sounds like I need to increase the deliveries here instead of having any sent to the office.”

I showered and made us some dinner while he enjoyed his cocktail and asked me more about how I flirted and teased Ted. He’s always loved it when I’m being a cocktease with other guys. Hub wanted to know if I’m going to fuck any of the other courier company guys that deliver to the house. I told him that I’d never really thought about it as Ted was my target because he’s well built and pretty good-looking. I asked him if he’d like me to give myself to some of the other guys too.

With an evil smile, he says, “I’d like you to be the last stop every day of the week.”

“That might be a bit of wishful thinking,” I said.

The next morning hub was up and on his way to the office early. I had my morning coffee, remembering how much fun yesterday was. I was going to clean the house today, so I normally house clean nude. I learned how much I like cleaning nude when I was living on my own in college and have continued ever since. While vacuuming, I rubbed the hose against my pussy and the slight vibration of the hose activated my pussy. I had to turn the vacuum off and run to my bed, pulling my rabbit vibrator out of my nightstand and running it over my clit, it felt amazing. I was wet so fast, I pushed the vibrator inside, with the ears tickling my clit. I had my eyes closed and all I could think about was Ted on top of me pumping his cock into me. My orgasm hit, making me scream out in ecstasy.

That afternoon I was working on my computer when I heard a door slam. I jumped up and ran over to the window to see who was there. I saw a small van and a guy walking to the door with a package I’d bought from an internet company. Somewhat disappointed I answered the door and took the package. I felt my nipples harden as I opened the door and I couldn’t believe that I was checking out the bulge in his pants. I was thinking about how I would seduce this total stranger and have him fuck me. Sure made it hard to concentrate on working after that.

It was early on Wednesday morning while I was having coffee that my phone buzzed. It was from Ted. It said that I was on the delivery route this afternoon and was really looking forward to seeing me. My brain immediately started thinking about having Ted in my bed again. I couldn’t believe how slow the day passed until mid-afternoon. I showered and slipped into one of my favorite teddies adding a pair of high-heeled sandals. The teddy is so short that it only covers about half of my ass. It’s meant to be worn with panties but I’ve never been a fan of panties plus I like how the high heels accent my legs up to my bare ass. Looking in the mirror my pussy is partially on display hanging just below the hem of the teddy.

I hear the quick beep of a horn and look out the window to see Ted coming to the door with an envelope in hand. I open the door as he’s walking across the driveway and step outside to let him have a look at me.

“Oh my god, Karen. You are soooooo sexy. I love your outfit. You should be in a porn magazine. Guys all over would be jerking off looking at pictures of you like this.”

I stepped over to him and wrapped my arms around his neck causing my teddy to raise up completely ******** my ass to the outside air. I give him a passionate kiss, hugging him tightly.

“We should go inside since you’re barely dressed”.

“I don’t care who sees, I like being outside naked and I still have some clothes on,” I said with a big smile.

I take Ted by the hand and lead him into the house.

“It’s really hot out, do you mind if I shower quickly.” He asked.

I hand him a towel and show him the ensuite shower. I watch as he undresses and I see that beautiful cock of his. He’s in the glass shower with the water streaming over his muscular body. I kick my heels off and pull the teddy over my head and open the door letting myself into the shower with Ted. He takes me in his arms and kisses me. I feel his cock hardening against my belly. I reach down and take him in my hands, stroking his cock and rubbing the head, and I love the feel of his rigid cock growing in my hands. His big hands lower over my hips, then griping my ass lifting me up in the air and lowering me on his stiff cock. It felt amazing having him fill me as I’m impaled upon his wonderful hard cock.

With the water streaming over both of us, Ted turns me around leaning me against the wall. Leaning down he begins sucking on my nipples as he starts thrusting into me. The attention on my nipples and pussy has me cumming all over Ted’s cock. After my head stops spinning, Ted lifts of up and sets me down so I can stand. We quickly towel off and lay on the bed cuddling each other. He slowly kisses his way down my torso until his magic tongue reaches my clit. Kissing my pussy, concentrating on my clit has me getting worked up once again and I’m soon grabbing onto the sheets as I’m having another orgasm.

Once I’ve calmed myself I move over and take Ted’s cock in my mouth, running my tongue up and down the shaft, massaging his balls in my hands I love tasting him in my mouth. He moans as he strokes my hair gently with his hands letting me work on his cock. I can tell he’s getting close but he obviously doesn’t want to finish this way. He pulls me up on top of him and I once again lower my pussy on his cock. I take him balls deep inside and start rocking hard against him. He’s rolling my hard nipples between his thumbs and forefingers making me moan. I move my hands down and do the same to his nipples.

“Oh, fuck” comes from his mouth as I work his nipples. He starts to buck his hips up against me, fucking me harder and harder. Seeing the concentration on his face I know he’s in need of an orgasm then I hear him growl and moan as he tenses up filling me full of his cum. I lay on his muscular chest as I feel him shrinking inside me. His sperm oozing out from my satisfied pussy. We lay like this for a while until I felt him slide out of me completely, we kiss reveling in our success. I moved down his body taking his soft cock in my mouth, tasting both of us as I licked and sucked all the juices from his manhood.

“That was so good Karen, thank you!” said Ted. I smiles and said,” No, thank you”.

As Ted dressed and I was lazy and naked on the bed, he said, “I have a new driver training with me for the next few days so I guess we’ll postpone until he’s on his own route.”

“Is he cute”, I said with a naughty smile. “You’re bad, I don’t know I haven’t met him yet”, replied Ted.

An hour or so later, hubby arrives home and as he walks through the door he notices the courier package on the desk inside the door. “Did Ted make a delivery today?”, he asks.

“Oh, he sure did. Would you like to check to see if there is any of his deposit still inside me?”
He starts removing his clothes right there in the living room as I pull my house dress over my head and stand naked in front of him. Once he’s naked, he walks over and kisses me rubbing his hands over my breasts and one of them down between my legs to feel the wetness between my legs. A moan escapes from his lips as he feels how wet I am. He turns me around moving me towards the couch so I put my knees on the seat cushion, with my arms bracing me against the back cushions and my ass up in the air inviting him to fuck me. Dave positions himself between my legs and pushes his hard cock into my pussy.

“I love the feel of your used sloppy cunt.”

He slides in balls deep and waits a moment, enjoying the feel of another man's sperm inside me. Holding onto my hips he begins slamming hard into me. The sound of skin slapping together fills the room as I reach down with my right hand and strum my clit with my fingers. It’s not long before the attention I’m giving my clit has the right effect. Moments later my body clenches up as the orgasm rolls through every nerve in my body. It also has the desired effect on hubby as he empties himself inside, adding his sperm to Teds.

To be continued….

It’s Friday morning and my erogenous zones are screaming out for Ted’s touch. Perhaps he could have the new guy stay in the truck while we have sex. At least have a quickie. I grabbed my phone and sent a text to Ted. “Can we play today?” My phone dings, “The new driver is with me today. I told him about you and how beautiful you are. We have a package to drop at your place this afternoon.” I squeeze my legs together tensing the muscles making my pussy tingle. My mind wanders thinking of Ted’s naked body on top of me. I decide to make myself busy and go into town to buy some groceries. As I’m coming out of the store I see a courier truck from the company Ted works for and I feel my nipples harden under my sundress. I look closely but see that it’s not Ted driving. By midafternoon my groin is on fire with lust. I decide to risk it and I change into a tight mesh-style bathing suit cover-up without putting on the bathing suit. It’s very daring as it clearly shows that I’m naked under it. My nipples sticking through the mesh make me feel so naughty.

It’s not long before I hear the courier truck pull into the driveway. I wait at the door until I see Ted coming up the walkway. I open the door and step outside knowing what I’m showing.

“Damn Karen, I love this look.”

Standing in the sunshine almost naked, I see Ted’s trainee step out of the truck. He stops when he looks up and sees me. Not sure where to look, he continues towards me. I put out my hand.

“Hi there, I’m Karen.”

His eyes are scanning my body as he introduces himself. Raj is younger than Ted, I’d say maybe thirty.

“Hello Miss, I’m Raj. You are very beautiful miss”, he says in his slight Indian accent.
“Please call me Karen”, I respond with a smile. “Would you guys like to come in for a bit?”

Raj looks at Ted, who nods his head in agreement. I turn and walk through the door into the house knowing they are both staring at my scantily covered body.

Ted looks at Raj and says, “Remember what I told you about this lady? Well, it’s your lucky day my friend.”

I take Ted’s hand and we walk together to my bedroom. I turn and kiss him and tell him to take his clothes off. I pull the cover-up off and lay back on the bed nude watching Ted start to remove his clothes. Raj is standing in the doorway of the bedroom looking dumbfounded as he stares at me.

“What are you waiting for?”, Ted says to Raj. Reconfirming it’s okay with a nod.

Raj begins taking his clothes off but Ted is already naked and climbing onto the bed beside me. We both watch as Raj removes his uniform. He drops his shorts and underwear. My mouth drops open from what I’m seeing. Although not a long penis, it has to be the fattest one I’ve ever seen. With Ted laying on my right and Raj now on my left, almost with perfect timing they both lean forward and take a nipple in each of their mouths. Their hands are moving up and down my bare body. Both of them are almost competing to get at my pussy. It feels amazing having these two horny guys on each side of me. I have my right hand on Ted’s cock and my left hand is on Raj’s. Ted begins kissing down my torso, getting between my legs, and starts kissing and licking my pussy. At the same time, I pulled Raj up towards the head of the bed. His cock is so thick that I can hardly get both hands around it. I lean forward, pushing Raj’s foreskin back and taking the head of his cock into my mouth, that’s all that will fit.

I’m so wet and horny having the attention of these two guys work my body. After a while, I stop sucking Raj and roll over on my hands and knees, while reaching into my night table and grabbing a tube of lube, spreading it onto Raj’s cock and the rest on my pussy. I then take Ted in my mouth and spread my legs for Raj. He rubs the head of his cock on the opening of my soaked pussy and starts pushing harder.

“Woooow big fella, take it slow with that big thing. Let me get used to your size.”

He does as I ask and starts pumping ever so slowly, bit by bit. It takes a while and I feel fuller than I’ve ever felt before, but he’s completely inside me and stretching me out.

“Fuck, you’re not even going to feel me after he’s finished,” says Ted.

Now with Ted in my mouth and Raj in my pussy, they both start fucking me from each end. Very quickly Raj’s big cock is pushing me towards my first orgasm, and seconds later my entire body is pulsing as the orgasm flows through me. With Raj pumping away I’m having one orgasm after the other to the point they are almost continuous. Ted’s cock is bumping the back of my throat and I’m feeling so wonderfully used. The fat cock in my pussy picks up the pace and I hear Raj let out a long moan as he fills my wanting pussy with his seed. He pulls out and rolls onto his back on the bed beside me catching his breath.

Ted say’s, “My turn” and removed his cock from my mouth and rolls me onto my back spreading my legs wide and thrusting his cock into my pussy.

“Damn, I’ve never had sloppy seconds before but it feels amazing,” Ted whispers in my ear.

Ted begins to thrust harder and harder while Raj is laying beside me rubbing my nipples with his fingers helping me achieve another wonderful orgasm. It’s not long before I hear Ted begin to growl as our skin slaps together. He then tenses every muscle and empties himself inside me, collapsing on top of my naked body.

After a couple of minutes, I start to giggle, “That was amazing boys, we need to do this more often.”

Ted looks at his watch and say’s, “We hate to fuck and run but we do need to check in with dispatch.”

The boys dress as I watched, and then walk them to the door and just outside while remaining naked. A kiss to both of them and they were on their way with big smiles. I wandered back into the house and to the bedroom where I lay down noticing a huge wet spot on the sheets of sperm and my juice. The next thing I hear is hubby asking if I’m okay? I had fallen asleep still naked on the bed.

“Ted was here, with his trainee,” I said with a smile.

“Both of them?” hub said.

“Oh yes, both of them. Ted and Raj. Raj has the thickest cock I’ve ever seen. They both fucked me and both left a deposit. They made me cum so many times.”

Dave removed his clothes and I pulled him towards the side of the bed taking his cock in my mouth, he was already hard. He couldn’t wait and pulled out of my mouth and climbed on top of me, pushing his cock into my soaked pussy in one thrust. I held on tight while hub thrusts hard into me, pounding away and soon adding his load to the other guys.



By Monday, I woke up and all I could think about was Ted and Raj. I sent a text to Ted asking if he and Raj have a delivery for me this afternoon.

I need to see you both, I’m on fire for you guys, I responded. My phone pings and I see Ted’s response saying they’re both looking forward to seeing me this afternoon. I spend the day trying to keep my mind on work, without much success. All I can think about is what the boys are going to do with me. The day drags on as the minute's tick by so slowly. By mid-afternoon, I’m wandering around the house naked trying not to touch myself.

Finally, I see their truck drive into our driveway and Ted jumps out with a package. Raj is right behind him as they are both laughing about something, I assume something about me. I run towards the door pulling a sheer robe on. Not sure why as it will be on the floor shortly. Before they get to the walkway, I open the door and step out onto the walkway. I love the smiles on their faces as they see me with the robe wide open.

“Come in boys, I’ve been waiting for you all day,” I said seductively.

Hugs for both of them and then I turn heading into the house. The guys followed me into the house and down the hall into my bedroom. I dropped the robe onto the floor and climbed onto the bed, rubbing my breasts and pussy as I watch them undress. I’m so turned on and horny I can’t wait to feel them next to me. I’m wet in anticipation as they stand naked in front of me while they watch me dip my finger into my pussy.

They both climb onto the bed, with Raj trying to get his cock into my mouth, Ted is kissing and licking my pussy. All this attention has every nerve in my body screaming out in orgasm. As I settle, Ted moves up and pushes his hard cock in my juicy pussy.

“I’m going first today.” Ted laughs while looking at Raj.

Ted pushes deep inside me and starts pumping. He feels so good in my pussy, scratching that itch I badly needed. At the same time, I’m trying to concentrate on sucking Raj’s cock. I still can’t get over how fat and hard it is. I lick and kiss up and down the shaft of his cock, while I massage his balls with my hand. Then take the head of his cock into my mouth, running my tongue around his swollen tip making Raj moan. At the same time, Ted is humping away between my legs.

In the background, I hear the front door open and car keys get thrown into our key basket, then I hear footsteps coming down the hall. Raj pulls out of my mouth and jumps off the bed, grabbing his clothes. Ted looks down at me and I tell him it’s okay, don’t move. He remains inside me but I can tell he’s nervous.

“Hello my love, are these boys taking care of your needs?” Dave says as he walks into the bedroom. He looks over to see me, naked, with Ted laying between my spread legs and Raj standing on the other side of the bed trying to cover his fat cock with his crumpled shirt.

“It’s okay guys. Karen told me you were coming today and I thought I’d join in the fun.” Dave says.

I looked up at Ted and said, “Keep fucking me.”

Dave removes his suit and hangs it up, then walks naked to the side of the bed, leans over, and gives me a kiss. Raj has now relaxed and drops his shirt on the floor.

Hubby looks at Raj and says, “Damn Karen, you’re right, fattest cock ever. Can’t wait to see that inside you.”

Ted’s continuous fucking is having the most wonderful effect and I feel that magical feeling building inside me. Moments later I shout that I’m cumming. Almost at the same time, Ted blows his load filling my pussy with his load. With his cock shrinking inside me Ted rolls off to catch his breath.

Dave smiles and says, “Your turn”, looking at Raj.

I can only imagine how I look laying on the bed, legs spread, blotchy skin patches from Ted being on top of me, and sperm leaking from my pussy. I smile as Raj approaches and climbs on the bed between my legs. He strokes his fat cock as he gets into position to push inside me. I look over at Dave who is smiling as he sees the tip of Raj’s cock rubbing the opening of my used vagina. I take his cock in my hands and guide him into me as he leans forward pushing ever so slowly as he stretches me. A loud guttural moan comes from my mouth as he holds himself over me. My hands are on his ass pulling him in as his buttock muscles tense. Dave knows what I like so he’s busy rubbing, twisting, and pulling my nipples. Raj’s cock is like a piston thrusting in and out, my stomach jumping from the building orgasm. I scream out as I cum squirting all over his cock, my orgasm staying strong for as long as I’ve ever had. It’s like a none-stop wave rolling through my body over and over. The sensations must have been too much for Raj and he pushes deep to release his load of sperm inside me.

“Wow” is all I hear from Dave. Raj is laying on me breathing heavily. I open my eyes from my bliss and kiss my lover just as he pulls out of me, rolling over onto his back beside me. Before my eyes focus, Dave moves to the bottom of the bed and takes my ankles in his hands pulling me to the end of the bed. With him standing and my ass just at the edge of the bed, he takes my legs and spreads them out in a wide v shape. Pushing his cock into my sloppy pussy he puts my legs upon his shoulders. Holding onto my thighs he starts thrusting hard into me. My pussy makes the most unusual sounds from juice and sperm. After Raj, I can hardly feel my husband's cock pumping inside me but it still feels good. A few minutes later and Dave is now adding his load to my flooded sperm-filled pussy.

After resting for a bit, I get off the bed and into the shower to rinse off. The guys have all put their clothes on. I feel amazing and so relaxed as I towel off and slip the sheer robe back on as I walk out to the kitchen where the guys are sitting talking. I hear Ted and Raj telling Dave how lucky he is to have such a sexy, hotwife. They’re talking about how they can arrange their schedules and routes so they can meet here on a regular basis.

As I walk into the kitchen I say, “Yes please, let's do this more often.”