Yeah, what's up with the support hose and the Timberlands. Dude expecting to have to do some emergency hiking and doesn't want to take off his boots or what? And would it fucking kill him to squirt some lotion on that ashy ass? That motherfucker looked like somebody had sneezed when they were sprinkling baby powder on his ass.
Big, thick dick, though. I guess you can wear boots, knee-highs, have a dusty hide and still get pussy if you've got a dick like that. Fifty bucks says dude had one of those long do-rags on.