Cock Size Rumor
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Joungcuck, you can sing with me:
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
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A tight fit in a toilet roll indicates a girth of 5 inches which is excellent for opening up a vagina adequately.
Only about 2-3 inches of her vagina has nerve endings to feel friction, so as long as you are about 4 inches long you can theroretically maximise the pleasure a female needs.
Sex is about kissing every inch of a woman's body, even in the buttocks. Don't just stick your dick inside and wave it all about for 30 seconds, then roll over and go to sleep. Next weekend she will sleep with another guy if you do.
Foreplay is about making her feel good about herself, then she gets in a "hot" mood and orgasms easily because she relaxes her innocence to you.
Only about 2-3 inches of her vagina has nerve endings to feel friction, so as long as you are about 4 inches long you can theroretically maximise the pleasure a female needs.
Sex is about kissing every inch of a woman's body, even in the buttocks. Don't just stick your dick inside and wave it all about for 30 seconds, then roll over and go to sleep. Next weekend she will sleep with another guy if you do.
Foreplay is about making her feel good about herself, then she gets in a "hot" mood and orgasms easily because she relaxes her innocence to you.
harry2614
6 1/4" long by 5" circumfrence.
No complaints from the ladies but am loosing the stamina to keep it up long enough to pleasure them.
I've tried a lot of the 'pills' out there that are supposed to make it bigger and harder. most are fakes. Any one have a good one to reccomend without the side effects of Cialis & Viagra?
6 1/4" long by 5" circumfrence.
No complaints from the ladies but am loosing the stamina to keep it up long enough to pleasure them.
I've tried a lot of the 'pills' out there that are supposed to make it bigger and harder. most are fakes. Any one have a good one to reccomend without the side effects of Cialis & Viagra?
