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Most humiliating comments by wife / lover

  • Thread starterjim_oakey
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I can't believe you are beating off while licking my ass, you are so pathetic!
 
Actual email from one of my daughters:
Need to know:
Monty is one of my daughters present black bf
My oldest daughter has 2 kids - one is black.

--- On Fri, 5/20/11, crxxxxxxxx@aol.com wrote:

> From: crxxxx@aol.com
> Subject: Re:YOUR NIGGA LOVING WIFE
> To: jimcurdy@yahoo.com
> Date: Friday, May 20, 2011, 8:10 AM
> Daddy, if you don't stop jerking off to that shit cuckold porn & get mom out from
> under Mounty I'm going to give you another nigga grandson & get Mounty to fuck
> you up your queer ass!
> Fuck U
> Criss
 
My wife when asked by a family member..."Of course I love her. I would not have married her if I didn't"
 
From an ex..

".... his balls were so much bigger, I loved sucking on them."

(This is after she said his cock was bigger. Additionally she never seemed to be interested in sucking on my sack.)
 
My wife makes me me wear panties, and when her lover is over he always asks her, "Why do you keep your husband in panties?" then he pulls down my panties and says, "Oh that's why"
 
We were at a family thing. Me, wife, 3 kids and pretty much everyone else in the family from Sc, GA, FLA. About 20 in all. All around a big table, nice time. Someone was talking - one of about 3 on-going conversations. The young woman mentioned that the subject of the conversation (the person she was talking about) was being hauled before a judge for indecent ******** - jerking off in public. Another person, a guy (cousin), commented with a tone of shock, "Masturbating?" The speaker, she nodded and was about to go on. I interjected to the man, "Well, we all jerk off."
That was picked up by everyone and all conversation paused briefly.
My brother broke the silence, "Not in this family we don't."
At that my wife turned to my sister-in-law, sitting next to her - one over from me - and said, more in a loud whisper, "See? I told you he was a jerk off."
 
jim_oakey said:
The young woman [at our family gathering] mentioned the subject of the conversation (the person she was talking about) was being hauled before a judge for indecent ******** - jerking off in public. A male cousin commented with a tone of shock, "Masturbating?" The speaker nodded and was about to go on. I interjected: "Well, we all jerk off." All conversation paused briefly.

They were stunned... the gears were turning in everyone's head as each wondered: should I agree (with an embarrassed laugh)...? Should I loudly deny it...?

jim_oakey said:
My brother broke the silence: "Not in this family, we don't."

No, no... of course not. Whew! Your brother masterfully un-stunned everyone by restoring their senses of virtue, leaving the field wide open for the next comment...

jim_oakey said:
My wife then turned to my sister-in-law sitting next to her - one over from me - and said in a loud whisper: "See? I told you he's a jerk-off."

Your wife, long awaiting an opportunity for a public comment of this nature, suddenly saw her opportunity and sprung her trap. Brilliant! ...and, Gotcha!
 
first time my wife saw my cock she blurted out "it's so much smaller than John's"
 
Amazing - to me anyway

danyg said:
first time my wife saw my cock she blurted out "it's so much smaller than John's"

Those are also my wife's first remarks ... just had to reveal that because it's true. Her bf before me was named John. She didn't apologize (don't know if you got a sorry from her) because she already knew I had seen John's cock, so this was a matter of fact kind of remark. No one was ashamed or embarrassed.
 
1. I've fucked over 30 guys and you have the smallest cock by far

2. I only think about my exes when i'm fucking you
 
defining%20it.jpg.............this sums it up :)
 
yea it does duke, its nice
 
fucking my mistress while she's half asleep...she said "i'm horny, why don't you go get a condom and fuck me"...while I was already all the way inside her...:)
 
In public, within ear shot of two guys, she asked me, "Did you masturbate?".
 
"If you had a bigger cock I wouldn't have cheated on you."
 
Do you promies to be there for me

You are so sweet. I want to be fucked up my queer ass


jim_oakey said:
Actual email from one of my daughters:
Need to know:
Monty is one of my daughters present black bf
My oldest daughter has 2 kids - one is black.

--- On Fri, 5/20/11, crxxxxxxxx@aol.com wrote:

> From: crxxxx@aol.com
> Subject: Re:YOUR NIGGA LOVING WIFE
> To: jimcurdy@yahoo.com
> Date: Friday, May 20, 2011, 8:10 AM
> Daddy, if you don't stop jerking off to that shit cuckold porn & get mom out from
> under Mounty I'm going to give you another nigga grandson & get Mounty to fuck
> you up your queer ass!
> Fuck U
> Criss
 
"Can we PLEASE use the big dildo tonight?"
"Yes it IS small, but it's cute"
"I love it when you fist me, it makes me fill full."
 
Several years ago my first wife and I were engaging in one of our many MFM threesomes. This particular guy was a friend of mine that I had known for a couple of years. As we started getting into I let him go first. He didn't put on condom and she didn't ask him to.
When I said that we need to be careful, she told me not to worry, "I'm already pregnant".

Big surprise to me! but not unwelcome. I just laid back and watched him fuck her silly. She enjoyed it way more than she did with me, but that was ok, I wanted her to be happy.

When they finished I tried to position myself to mount her but she kept moving and making it difficult. I finally asked her if I could have my turn and her response was "I guess so". She got up on her knees so that I could take her doggy style and she could still kiss and talk to our friend. While I was pounding away I could hear them whispering to each other, and a couple of times I felt her giggling.

As I was climaxing she turned to me and asked if I was done yet. When I finished coming I said yes and her response was "you can leave now". I asked why and she said she wanted to spend the night with the father of her baby.
 
sometimes

That story is so cool in that it turns me on soooo much but is just a little step further than I could handle...

What happened afterwards - are you bringing up the child or what?

Chris x
 
We ended up separating over this for several months. Eventually though she found out what a flake he was. We ended getting back together and we kept the baby. She has turned into a very wonderful young woman. I wouldn't trade her for anything.

After we got past this, her subsequent pregnancies were much easier to deal with.
 

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