I've seen the 'songs for cuckolds' thread and found the 'In the News' area, then thought to myself "Most newspapers have some jokes in them" - so I'll start things off, and anyone else can join in with their Cuckold or HotWife based jokes:
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
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Ma and Dad have brought their little boy up to say his prayers at night. One night he says love you ma, love you dad goodbye grandad.
Next day grandad dies!!!
Next night the little boy says love you ma love you dad goodbye gran.
next morning gran dies.
next night the little boy says love you ma goodbye dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad takes to his bed worried sick and asks his wife to make him some tea. His beloved wife says you shall have to take it without milk, the milkman just dropped dead.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
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Ma and Dad have brought their little boy up to say his prayers at night. One night he says love you ma, love you dad goodbye grandad.
Next day grandad dies!!!
Next night the little boy says love you ma love you dad goodbye gran.
next morning gran dies.
next night the little boy says love you ma goodbye dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad takes to his bed worried sick and asks his wife to make him some tea. His beloved wife says you shall have to take it without milk, the milkman just dropped dead.