When I was just a child my mother named my tiny penis Dinky Dick and then thought it would be funny to call me Dinky Dick. So has everyone in my life since then. I am Dinky Dick to this day.
Unfortunately, my Dinky Dick has been the source of debilitating humiliation petty much my entire life. It's the one thing I have never developed a sense of humor about.
I've known about the existence of strap-ons for years, but thought they were strictly for women, and for the most part they were and still are. However, about two years ago I got high on a Friday night and drove to the nearest adult sex shop determined to buy a strap-on for myself so for the first time in 60 years I could look down and see a cock. When I got home and finally figured out how to get into the damned thing I looked down and started to cry. Since then I only wear it when I'm home alone watching porn videos, but it always lifts my spirits to reach down and wrap my hand around a cock instead of being limited to a fore finger and thumb for so many years.
I have since been on a quest to find the perfect strap-on for me that I could possibly wear to actually have sex. However, I have since discovered that 90-95% of harnesses for strap-ons are designed for a woman's body. Likewise, 90-95% of the dildos made for strap-on harnesses are designed to appeal to a woman's sensibility.
A year ago I discovered a truly amazing dildo that I thought was the answer to my prayers. However, like most dildos on the market it is made of solid pvc and is very heavy. Consequently, I haven't been able to find a harness that will hold it in an erect position instead drooping from the weight like an elephant's trunk.
One week ago I literally stumbled onto a completely different strap-on "system" when I bumped into the rack that it was hanging on and it fell to the floor. The dildos specifically designed to work with the system come in several different sizes and are made of a brand new material that feels more like a real cock, is light weight, and attaches to the harness in a brand new way so that the dildo is automatically erect as a real one would be if it were attached to a highly aroused man, and yet is flexible enough to be stuffed into the pouch of a pair of men's briefs so that if you were so inclined you could wear it under clothes on a date and when it comes time for sex you can whip it out just like a real manm with a real cock would!