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Gonna get a cock up my ass for first time

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Hey fellows,

So my wifes lover is bringing a few of his friends over to chill on Thu night, and one of his friends is gay.

Upon lover telling my wife that one is gay, she came up with the idea that i blow him and ride his cock like a real bitch.

I tried arguing with her but she was very presistant and stayed firm. Shes good at that and she will have her way. its going to happen. I pretty much came to terms that this is my destiny.

My issue is adjusting to it. Sucking cock I cant imagine will be to difficult to adjust, however the sex part gets me somewhat worried.

Any advice on how to cope with the physical and mental aspects of having my virgin ass screwed?
 
Open wide, bend over and grab your ankles. It will all be over before you know it.:D
 
MacNfries said:
Just pretend you're paying your income taxes ... I take it up the ass every year when I pay mine to Uncle Sam, and it only hurts when I write that check. :D



lmao i think it hurts even more writing that check than anal sex does
 
Be empty and clean so he can enjoy you. Have a couple of drinks to relax cuz it hurts more if you try and fight it. Use lube!

Embrass your new found sissy slutiness, after a while you will stop paying your taxes so you can be fucked even more!
 
LUBE LOTS OF IT..use a good lube...
 
lube

Lube lube and more lube. And relax - it hurts more if you are tense. Enjoy...
Give him the best blowjob you can and he may cum in your mouth - thus saving your arse from considerable pain.

Also use a decent condom - the anal tract is not all that tough.

have fun, x cris
 
slickdeals4you said:
Hey fellows, my wife's lover is bringing a few of his friends over to chill on Thur. night. One of his friends is gay. My wife decided I should be his bitch. I tried arguing, but she was very persistent and stayed firm. It's going to happen.

Sounds like your wife knows what she wants.

slickdeals4you said:
I have come to terms with this being my destiny.

Will you be fucked up the ass in front of your wife, her lover, and his friends? If so, that will make it considerably more difficult for you to resist anything she might want to do... or decline anything she might want you to do... in the future, obviously. Also, your wife's lover's friends will, of course, talk to their friends, etc.

But, if your wife tells you to submit to being fucked up your ass, then of course you should do it.

slickdeals4you said:
Sucking cock I can't imagine will be too difficult.

Could be... although that will depend, presumably, on whether the cock you're sucking is ****** down your throat. Perhaps you could let us know how it goes for you.

slickdeals4you said:
Any advice on how to cope with the physical and mental aspects of having my virgin ass screwed?

I suggest not letting anyone fuck you up the ass without using a condom, because getting ass-fucked "bareback" will ****** you to substantial risk of STDs including HIV... this because the lower anal tract is not particularly resistant to such microbes and viruses.

As others have recommended, use plenty of lube.

MDs, before prostate exams (i.e., before sticking their finger up your ass), sometimes mention that if you push down gently as if starting a bowel movement, that causes your sphincter muscle to relax.
 
Yikes - no way I'd go for this.

But my only other thought, other than what's already been posted, is that maybe you want to get one of your wife's dildo's out and maybe get yourself used to it. Tell her you're concerned about it being your first time with a real guy. Ask her to help you get used to it. She'll probably love to help you out.

Just a thought.
 
It will hurt a lot more than you think it will.
I had been nailed twice by my wife's past boyfriend.
No prep., no discussion, no nothing.
He fucked my wife till she needed a break. I got on
the bed and started licking her pussy to make it feel
better for round 2.
Next thing I know, he grabbed me by the hips and pushed
his dick into me. The pain us unbearable. It felt like nothing
I ever felt before. The more I complained, the farther he
pushed it in. I didn't know how much anal hurt, now I know
why my wife complained so much.
Then after the horrible pain started going away, he started
pumping. The pain started all over again, except there was
a new pain. His hard dick hitting something way up in my ass.
Double whammy. My ass bled for weeks every time I sat on
the toilet.
Few years later, same thing. He stuck it to me again. No plan,
no discussion, no prep. Same issues. Lots of pain, lots of bleeding
for months this time.
We figured he was asserting his Bull presence and taking what he
wanted. Plus he showed me who the man was.
For us, one of the rules now is "NO ANAL", for wife or me.
Now and then when I try to fuck my wife in the ass, she tells me
that if I fuck her in the ass, then I will get fucked in the ass too.
That stops the urge to fuck her in the ass.
 
it doesnt hurt if you use lube as someone noted. also, better to lay on your side then go on all fours. actually quite enjoyable when on your side especially if he puts his hands around to the front as i like my clitoris touched during anal. not too bad, just relax and ENJOY!
 
He used lube. It hurt like hell. Lube isn't an issue. A big hard dick is an issue.
If you think lube prevents pain, you never had a dick in your ass.
That shit hurts...
 
then it is all about position. if you stay on all fours, then yes it hurts. that's why i recommended a combination of lube and the position. if you used lube and it hurt but didnt change position then, yes, you have a problem.
 
I think Warpt has it - that it's maybe the size of the cock that's at play here - my wife squealed in pain the few times we tried this and my cock is pretty thick.

Yet she says that back in college she was dating a guy with what she called a "skinny cock" and she has told me that they did a LOT of anal sex back then.

It's been a perpetual turn-on to know that some lucky guy back in college got to fuck her ass all the time.
 
well if that is the problem, then my solution is always the 'front door'. i much more prefer size in front than in back. but unfortunately you arent able to use that solution. :(
 
slickdeals4you said:
Gonna get a cock up my ass for first time

Good for you! I always knew you could get plowed like a porn star.
 
I would be very interested in hearing how this turns out. :)
 
slickdeals4you said:
Hey fellows,

So my wifes lover is bringing a few of his friends over to chill on Thu night, and one of his friends is gay.

Upon lover telling my wife that one is gay, she came up with the idea that i blow him and ride his cock like a real bitch.

I tried arguing with her but she was very presistant and stayed firm. Shes good at that and she will have her way. its going to happen. I pretty much came to terms that this is my destiny.

My issue is adjusting to it. Sucking cock I cant imagine will be to difficult to adjust, however the sex part gets me somewhat worried.

Any advice on how to cope with the physical and mental aspects of having my virgin ass screwed?

Yeah, it's like when she tells you to take out the garbage right? You don't want to do it until the morning, but she reminds you that sometimes the garbage truck comes early so you better put it out at night. So you drag your ass out of the recliner and put out the trash.

So now she tells you to put a penis in your mouth and suck it and then sit on it and wiggle around. Well, I mean she was right about the garbage right? And she was right that you should see your doctor about your cholesterol, and she was right that you should wait until the end of the year to buy that new car, and all that other stuff. So she must be right about this gay business. No use arguing with her. Afterall, she's always right.

Now drag your ass off that recliner and deposit it on that gay fellow's johnson. Good boy.
 
Practice - you can get graduated sets of anal dildos that get you gradually used to larger and larger sized cocks. Practice and you will begin to like the feeling of a hard cock in your ass and the enjoyment makes you loosen up even more.
 
Taking a large penis up your ass is usually difficult and if it is your first rodeo then it can be even more so. I find the pain is usually caused by lack of preparation and fear.

If you have time ATLCuck has the right idea. If not then you will need a lot of foreplay. If your wife and your potential new lover take the time to get you all hot and bothered, then stretch you slowly with fingers you should be fine. After all, some mighty big things have already traveled that path in the other direction so we know it will stretch.

The key is relaxing and I recommend lots of alcohol (orally), lots of foreplay (front and back), and lots of lube (rectally). When I get waxed they always recommend taking a OTC painkiller about an hour ahead of time so that might help as well (although quaaludes, roofies, or some good grass might be better). Sorry, 60's flashback, never mind!
 
funny

Not sure if this is meant to be funny - but it is the most amusing post I have ever read on this site. Can't wait to hear what happens. All the advice about what he has to do is going to go out the window - it will be up to the bull how he gets treated.

Anyway - this guy could just say no.
 

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