"Firstly as a humanist,i think that heaven is an invention of mankind and as such,i have no wish to go there,"
I think you have taken care of that possibility, but there is always forgiveness if you change your mind!
"and as for the bible being an excelent manual for life,it's full of agression,and treats women as second class citizens."
I already covered this in the Old vs New Testament discussion above - I suggest you read it!
"Mankind is unbelievably arrogant,we just can't believe that when you die,thats it! so we invent heaven to make ourselves feel better about that."
As a Humanist where do you believe you came from? Are you decended from some sort of amoeba that crawled out of prehistoric pond and your ancestors pulled themselves up by there bootstraps to become tadpoles, then reptiles, then apes, then Humanists? Yes, you probably don't have much to feel arrogant about! I prefer to believe that I am a child of God, created in His image (and I don't believe that refers to our physical body, but rather to our spirit). Man did not invent Heaven, it was prepared for our coming! I have no reason to feel arrogant about life everlasting, that was given to me by the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ and I am extremely humbled by the offer.
"A man coming back from the dead,a woman that's still a virgin after giving birth,turning water into wine,walking on water,they may have believed that 2000 years ago but in the year 2009...perlease."
Yes, if you believe that man is the "be all, end all," and there is no higher authority, these things would be hard to accept. Of course they are all easily within the power of God, and the accounts were all taken from events that were witnessed by people of the time and passed down both verbally and in writing! And yet, in the year 2009 over 1 1/2 billion people believe just that..."perlease."
"Jesus may or may not have exsisted,there are slight references in the Dead sea scrolls,but he WAS a JEW and never gave up his religion,the christians call it the last supper,the jews call it passover.
The jewish religion dates back over 6000 years and yet Christians think time started 2000 years ago."
I know you do not believe, but before you attack you might want to educate yourself! "Jesus may or may not have existed"..."but he was a Jew". I guess we are in agreement that he existed. Yes, the Last Supper was held on Passover as that was the religion and culture that Jesus and His disciples were raised in. Christianity did not come into being until after His death and resurrection. Actually Christians believe the world existed before Christ (that would be B.C. in your calendar) and that Christ was a lineal decendant of Adam, through the line of David.
"Religious people always view their religion subjectivly" and Humanists don't? "
,and if they were objective for just one minuet," I prefer to be objective for one waltz or tango, but the minuet is such a slow and graceful dance that I surrender to the feeling.
"they might see the chaos and bloodshed that their religions have caused over thousands of years,some of which is actualy refered to as being right in the bible." I believe I covered this above, men start wars, even those who do not accept religion (Hitler, Stalin, etc.), but Jesus Christ certainly did not advocate violence toward men or women, quite the opposite!
"One man's interpretation of the bible is another man's blasphemy,you can make it mean anything you want,to make a point,and if that makes me a sinner,well strike me down with a lightening bolt right now!!! nah it ain't gonna happen..............................phweeeew that was a close one,hey why pick on me god,oh yes i have dared to question the bible!!!!" Humanist humor, very funny! Again, I covered this above, those that reject the Son of God go to Hell, not Heaven. Lightening bolts not necessary!
I have tried to bow out of this argument gracefully several times now. Why is it that you are so afraid of my beliefs that you have to attack them over and over again. Custer was apparently graceful enough to move on, how about we do the same?