I saw the google freak show. OK, I'm convinced, but I just don't get the watch band thing. Next to a female face, inside a female hole (of your choosing).... but a Swiss watch?
40 pictures of a watch band, but not a single one with the measuring tape long-wise? I dunno.
When women have babies, natural (and some synthetic) painkillers are needed to deliver a baby's head which is slightly larger than that tool. I stand in awe, not for you who has that penis, but for the woman who has to take it (over and over)