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[midnightfapper]

Babe, are you really bringing this up again? I thought we agreed last time that me wearing panties was just a waste of time. A pointless formality. Besides, at the rate I lose them, we couldn't afford to keep buying new ones. Those naughty little things that you like aren't cheap you know!

 

[midnightfapper]

Hey honey! Back from your walk so soon?
Yeah. Have fun while I was gone?
Not really sweetie. I just laid here all by my lonesome. Honest.

 

[midnightfapper]

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This isn't cheating! Your dick isn't even out of your underwear for Pete's sake!
But if it wasn't for Pete, I'd be riding this thing like a wild woman.
Oh the sacrifices I make for my husband...

 

[midnightfapper]

...and then he pushed me down on the bed like this. He came up behind me, grabbed me by the hips and... mmm...

 

[midnightfapper]

Like my costume?
What are you?
I'm a sailor silly!
In heels and undies?
Lol I guess you're right. Okay I'm not a sailor, I just keep them entertained.
That can't be your costume! Lol you can't go as your normal self for Halloween.

 

[midnightfapper]

For some reason this one lost the picture.

...and then he pushed me down on the bed like this. He came up behind me, grabbed me by the hips and... mmm...