So I saw the other caption thread, and thought that we should have one where we make up our own captions. Not really a "contest" but you get the point. Caption your own, or caption these, whatever works. I'll start with this one:
"Babe... you're home early..."
"For the last time, get that fucking camera out of my face"
"Seriously? Your tiny cock is pathetic"
"Babe... you're home early..."
"For the last time, get that fucking camera out of my face"
"Seriously? Your tiny cock is pathetic"