"Honey, what the hell took you so long? Where have you been?"
"At the gym sweetie! Look at me!"
"This late?"
"Don't know I signed for that new late-night Pilates class?"
"Yeah. But wasn't that supposed to be over three hours ago?"
"It was but I stayed a little after to get to know my instructor better. He really gave me a good stretch when we went back to his office. Then I went to go take a shower, but I accidentally went into the men's instead of the women's! I mean, come on! You can't waste an opportunity like that! It's like a fantasy that only happens in those cheesy pornos! Anyway, after that I
really needed that shower. The hot water felt so good over my sore body, I guess I just lost track of time."
"Honey, whenever you tell me those vague, long winded stories, I know you're hiding something from me."
"Okay fine, I kinda... well... there was this girl in my class, I'm sorry baby, she was just so hot, and seeing her there naked in the shower right next to me... well... she said i was tense so she offered to give me a backrub in the shower and I accepted and guess it just went on from there..."
"So what you're telling me is that you kept me up waiting because you fucked instructor, then were gangbanged by countless bodybuilder dudes, and on top of all of this had lesbian sex in the gym showers?"
"Yeah.. yeah I guess so."
"Well why didn't you just call me and tell me? You had me worried sick about you! I'm glad you enjoyed your class though. Just let me know next time okay?"
"Well actually I quit the class. After what I experienced today, I realized that Pilates isn't for me."
"Aw, I'm sorry honey. You can stay home and work out with me if you want."
"Haha no silly, I'm still gonna go to the gym, I'm just gonna skip that class bullshit and get straight to the fucking! Don't wait up next time. I'm sure word of "The lady who wandered into the men's shower and took every cock in every hole" is going to spread like wild fire. It's probably gonna take twice as long next time."0