Caption Contest

[midnightfapper]

You like it when I lick your little cock baby? You gonna cum for me?

 

[midnightfapper]

What? That's it? I let you tie me up for THAT?

 

[midnightfapper]

Looks like you're next in line, stud.

 

[midnightfapper]

Guess who got really fucking horny mid-shower when she brushed her pussy with the scrunchie. Guess who didn't have time to dry off, because she needs dick right. fucking. now.

 

[midnightfapper]

Hi there! I'll quit pretending this is an accident if you quit pretending like you don't notice.

 

[midnightfapper]

Oh no... my bra has mysteriously come loose, and my studly neighbor can see everything! How embarrassing...

 

[midnightfapper]

What? It's a long drive! And shouldn't you be watching the road?

 

[midnightfapper]

Huh? Nothing! nothing... I'm just uhh... checking the email. My pants? My pants... uhh... are in the wash.
Shit! That was close! Now where was I?... BBCsluts.com? Something like that.

 

[midnightfapper]

Okay, now this is just stupid. Can you please just stick it in my pussy already?

 

[midnightfapper]

Dressed like what, hubby? You don't like my outfit? Too bad. You don't own me, you can't tell me how to dress. Maybe instead of implying that i'm some kind of slut, you should be giving me compliments on how great my tits look in this top. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some heads to turn, and you should consider yourself lucky to have a wife who can!

 

[midnightfapper]

No, no, I like you gift sweetie. It's just, well you know how i was raised. I have never had anything umm... in me besides you before. I don't even know how to use this. I guess I'll just... what's this do? *click* *zzzzzzzzz* OH!... OH! Oh my!

 

[midnightfapper]

*yawn*
This sure is a long train ride. I find that a big stretch now and then works wonders. If only there was something else we could do to pass the time... Maybe you could give me a "big stretch"...

 

[midnightfapper]

We better cover our pussies, or else they'll think we're sluts.

 

[tank_ball]

Hold it man, you're turning from eroticism to humor.

 

[midnightfapper]

Hold it man, you're turning from eroticism to humor.

Haha I couldn't help it. You go through high school and college surrounded by girls like that, you can't help make fun of them now and then.

 

[midnightfapper]

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Spammer pls go.

Edit: Thanks mods!

 

[midnightfapper]

My wife tells me that the key to good skiing is knowing how to use the poles properly. She and her coach have been focusing on "pole work" quite a bit. According to her, he is quite good at it. She always thanks me for buying her 1 on 1 lessons, because they are so much more thorough.

 

[midnightfapper]

My wife's favorite game is "Hide and go Fuck". It's a game where whoever gets found must submit their body to the finder. She is a really terrible hider though, this is usually how we find her.

 

[midnightfapper]

You'll never forget how you and your wife met. Third in line for a drunken blowjob at a friend's party. She remembers too, you were "the one that didn't choke her". 5 happy years later, and you're both still at it. She's still the drunken cum-dump, and you still have to wait in line!

 

[midnightfapper]

Why don't you come over here and put that rabbit in my hole?