Hi Ms. Victoria,
Thanks for your steamy description of bringing about your woman friend's first orgasm, in spite of herself as it were, and your other replies.
Victoria said:
Custer... If you would like to be my tutor regarding finding someone on this site, I am happy to be coached... I will put in the time and honestly I love the idea of 'baiting the hook and awaiting nibbles'... (love nibbles).
Sure, I think I'll enjoy that. Being your coach is probably not the right way to think of me, though, since I've never done this before. But, setting aside such quibbles, I suggest writing a draft advert (as our Brit friends would put it, no doubt) and sending it to me as a "personal message" (PM). I will then do some editing — I'm a reasonably good editor — and send it back to you. We can then iterate until you're satisfied, you being the one who will, of course, be the boss in this exercise.
Victoria said:
You asked about my friend and coaching her through orgasm...
Yes, so I did.
Victoria said:
It is actually a sad story to begin...
Awww... tears are already forming in my eyes and beginning to run down my cheeks...
Victoria said:
One day at the office, sitting around the boardroom table with friends (female) discussing sex (of course) and having lunch...
Indeed. So that's what woman executives talk about during their lunches... I've always wondered.
Victoria said:
We were talking about all the wonderful, steamy, hot, sexy things about sex, then came up sex toys (actually it was me, I had just bought a couple of things for my daughters)...
REALLY!? That's shocking, Ms. Victoria... SHOCKING! In any U.S. god-fearing bible-belt town any member of the local morality police force, if he or she overheard you, would certainly have arrested you on the spot and, moments later, you would have found yourself indicted. Then, moments after that, you would have found your daughters forcibly taken from you by the local Division of Youth Services and farmed out to foster parents where, most likely, the man of their new "foster family" would have sexually abused them while you contemplated the heinous nature of your crime in prison. Such is the way "morality" (such as it is) is enforced in our society. Fortunately, however, you don't live in a bible-belt town... or so I gather.
But I digress. Returning to your story...
Victoria said:
...this, of course led into the topic of 'your first orgasm.' A very large percentage of the women at the table said they hadn't had one until late twenties/early thirties (what the hell?)...
I agree... "what the hell?" I'm pretty sure my wife of 37 years (we're now separated, as I mentioned previously) had never had an orgasm when we first began fucking daily at age 26. I drew this conclusion because she faked her orgasms but didn't seem to know how to do it. With the confidence of youth, I was sure I would be able to bring her to her first real orgasm, and finally did so (via doggy-style vaginal intercourse as I recall, which unbeknownst to me probably increased the challenge)... but it took a long time.
Victoria said:
...and that most of them were alone when it happened.
That isn't surprising. It's always easiest to orgasm while masturbating, IMO, because one only need focus on oneself and one's fantasies. During sex with a partner, it's harder (IMO) because it's necessary to concentrate on one's partner and bringing her to orgasm (if one is a man), or him (if one is a woman), in addition to concentrating on one's own thoughts and mental images in order to orgasm oneself. This follows from sex being "between one's ears," as they say.
Victoria said:
Fast forward a couple of weeks...
OK. (Whirrrrr...)
Victoria said:
Having a drink with another friend, we've known one another a long time and I'm retelling this story to her.. then it happens she tells me she has not had one, ever, alone, with someone else, not ever! How is this possible: she is in her early forties, I know she loves men, is actually a bit scandalous in the way she loves men, and has never had an orgasm!
Your question has stumped me. I don't know how that's possible.
Victoria said:
So I took it on as my mission, it was going to happen. I coached her through talking about it, buying toys, mentally picturing certain things, preparing the mood.. all of which failed.. so it was time to take matters into my own hands (so to speak).
Ah-ha. Another "mission statement." But, I must say that's admirable. You are a woman of focus and purpose...
Victoria said:
We went on a 'date'... went for a lovely dinner, drank a bit of wine, and talked about sex, every kind of sex, great sex, steamy sex, hot sex, alternative sex... I talked about all of it, explicitly.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt that's brilliant, Ms. Victoria... brilliant!
Victoria said:
We went back to my house and headed to my bedroom. This friend is all about being romanced.. not sure the get down and dirty would have worked for her, so I had candles waiting to be lit, a few fun toys on the bed to play with and music.
And you pretended to be a man... that was an astonishing display of imagination and creativity.
Victoria said:
I talked her through several techniques, I showed her different things, I romanced her through talking about the one man she has always desired, I explained how he was the one touching her, etc etc... (I am good). VOILA! The lights came on for her... she had her first of many many to follow orgasms! (I don't think anyone had ever fucked her brain before.)
Your brilliant teaching strategy was, I'm quite sure, another demonstration that sex is between one's ears. You obviously understood this intuitively, if not explicitly.
Victoria said:
I am happy and proud to say that she has gone on to explore...
Interesting. I don't think I've ever heard "explore" used as a synonym for "fuck" before...
Victoria said:
...with other men and has experienced even a few orgasms with them (oral).. but at least she can do it on her own now!!!
Well, that's very cool. It sounds like your woman friend has to more-or-less assertively guide her men to suck her pussy (make them her cuntsuckers, as it were) to attain orgasm. In my opinion, every woman should do this...
Victoria said:
In case any of you are wondering, NO I do not think of this as a 'girl on girl' experience, nor a lesbian experience...
No, no... of course not.
Victoria said:
...but more of an intervention. Perhaps if I was attracted to her I would have to rethink that statement, but I'm not, so it was an 'intervention.'
Very good. That's a much more socially-acceptable way to put it. I approve.
Victoria said:
Since then I've had some HOT and intense lesbian experiences... —Victoria xoxo
Oh-oh. You probably aren't going to like this, Ms. Victoria, but it sounds to me like you're bisexual and your bisexuality was awakened by your creative strategy for getting your woman friend to orgasm.
Robin Baker, Ph.D. (in "Sperm Wars: The Science of Sex," 1996, BasicBooks, 319 pp [hardcover]), states that about 4% of women think of themselves and are perhaps viewed by others as lesbian, but in reality a heavy majority of them (something like 70 to 80%, as I recall — that is, 70 to 80% of the 4%) are in reality bisexual. Baker also states that among men, about 5 percent think of themselves and are perhaps viewed by others as gay, but in reality about 80% of them (that is, 80% of the 5%) are actually bisexual. He goes on to say that among both women and men, bisexuality is far-and-away beyond the percentage that would occur in the human population if it didn't have some evolutionary advantage. He then describes what the evolutionary advantage of bisexuality is. His entire book is fascinating... maybe you and your cuckold would be interested in reading it (if you haven't already).
Well, it's late (although it's still broad daylight here in Alaska), so I guess I'll bring my soliloquy to a close and head off to bed.
—Custer