With only two parachutes sounds to me more like a hard smack on the water. Let's wait until he can breathe again. Steve is a survivor.Looks like two parachutes not three then. That would leave you somewhat stunned in the water but still afloat ..
Mmm Wednesday. Perhaps Steve will get another opportunity to talk and a sample from Sue of how she is going to take care of him this year before his verdict on the weekend is delivered. Hopefully things will be a little more settled and clearer after that.