Do you not believe this one?
anna-mwf said:
This has a real ring of truth to me......I can see a guy doing this for his girl so she can get some while he does the guys work. I've probably done stupider over the years......hell, my wife is in DC right now with her Boss who she was having a real affair with for a couple of years before she actually admitted it to me (I did kinda' suspect...), I didn't get mad about that (for very long), she ONLY told me about it because there was a real possibility that she was going to be pregnant by him after their latest 3 day/4 nite in Cancun "Planning Meeting" trip they took together alone to Cancun over Christmas alone together just the two of them (LOL).....
(see,we ARE that stupid, or at least you THINK we are...LOL) and she readily admits even now that if that whole situation hadn't occurred (unprotected sex during her fertile time) that she probably would NOT have admitted her affair with hm to me because he doesn't want me to know about them so their relationship is more than "just fucking" for sure.........
first she talked me in to agreeing that going to this conference was a GOOD idea for them from a businiess standpoint (or at least she SAYS I thought it was), then she let me know that they were leaving early so they could be "rested and ready" for the conference that doesn't even start until Monday morning (they flew out yesterday evening alone together just the two of them alone together.....).....
two months ago she approached me with this "idea" that they had "talked about" her being exclusively sexual with just him...she would have NO other sex partners INCLUDING me (and since I was the only other one she was with then anyway, they WERE talking aobut eliminating ME from the pool and she was up for that too) and she managed to convince me of THAT too (initially she said she would still suck me off occasionally and jerk me off "as needed" into a condom but within the week she recanted on sucking me off....she wants to be "sperm exclusive" for him also she said).....
they were SUPPOSED to leave Sunday evening, stay 'til Wednesday, and be back that night but she tells me that I AGREED to her leaving yesterday, AND that they ALWAYS left open their departure date to maybe (PROBABLY) next weekend and NOT Wed nite so I guess I didi, she says I did anyway......she waited until Thursday nite while we were showering together (but I was not to touch as they had both refrained from ANY sexual activity the whole month....I can attest to THAT!!.... so they would be primed and ready to "get rested up" for the conference Monday I guess, but Thursdya nite she let me know that I had also agreed that they could "have this week" together to "play" husband and wife....she DID talk about how that would be something "fun and interesting" to do sometime but I don't remember the part where I AGREED this was a good idea and said "OH YEAH go right ahead with that idea" so what that means to HER is that she is there WITH her "husband", so there is no need for her to be calling her husband since he is there with her so I am also not to CALL unless there is some REAL family emergency situation....she did text me early this AM and said she was SO EXCITED that Tom had introduced her TWICE as "his wife" to people at dinner and that they had upgraded their room to a Bridal Suite so everyone there is just "assuming" they are newlyweds too......see how DUMB we are......
Add to this.... well DAMNED if she didn't just call!! Never expected THAT.....said this would probaby be the only time but she was SO excited about how this is working out aht she HAD to tell me....everyone IS responding to them as hisband and wife and she is LOVING that, they spent today doing the "tourist trolley" thing around DC and while walking from one trolley stop and back to another they passed a jewelry store and went in to "just look around" and he bought her a small diamond ring to wear while they are there (alone together just the two of them acting like husband and wife) and she has taken OFF our wedding ring (safely in the room safe!!) and was wearing his ring and HAD to tell me about this, they have tickets to the theater tonite (Spring something at the Kennedy Center) that were delivered to the front desk for Mr and Mrs.......Newleyweds......so, what I STARTED to write...
Add to ALL this, the real REASON that they decided to go to this conference which they ave not gone to in the past because they go to the Spring conference instead, is BECAUSE this week is her MOST fertile time of this month.....and at least since she convinced me to let her be sexually exclusive with him only but I KNOW they have also done this before, she has NOT been using her diaphragm with him at all and they had decided (she says I not only agreed to this but actually LOVED the idea....and I do!! LOL) to just "see what happens" with that situation, and her diaphragm which is ALL the birth control she uses, can't take the pill and won't use condoms, is safely in MY bedside table here in Michigan where she put it before she left on this trip to DC with him!!!! They have been calling this the "BabyMaybe Conference" all month she told me, and their "mission" is a pregnancy if at all possible.
She aid she would tell me "everything:" when she got home, so don't pester her with "personal questions" now (when she called a bit ago) but that YES she WAS doing all the "crazy" things already that we did when we made our son....she kept a pillow under her hips after they made love last night to keep his sperm right at the mouth of her cervix, she kept him inside her as long as she could after sex, and when he slipped out one or the other of them was holding her vaginal lips shut so sperm wouldn't leak out, and she said that after he fell asleep and while she was still up on her pillow she masturbated a couple of times to orgasm so her cervix would spasm and pull more of his sperm inside of her womb like we read about somewhere on the internet and saw a movie of it "sipping" sperm during orgasm that made her SO HOT!!!....she was giddy and sexy and giggling through the whole 10 minute conversation and wanted me to LSITEN and not ask questions....said she was all tingly and hot and swollen and wet all day while they were out together, and that she SWEARS she can FEEL his sperm swimming around in her (LOL) and that she wished now that she HAD brought her diaphragm so she could have put it in to hold his sperm inside of her like we did when we made oour son and to keep her from leaking thru her panties all day too.....and when I mentioned she could call the Doctors office from there and say she lost it and that they would call her a 'scrip in for a new one right there in DC, she SQUEELED and said "THAT is a GREAT idea, why didn't I think of that!! and decided to try their "night line" right then, love you, bye!!.....and hung up.
Soooo.....a guy drives his girlfriend to a Bakery at 4 AM and does the Lovers prep work while the Lover nails the girlfriend who is ALSO willing to get UP af 4 AM to accept the sexual administrations of her Lover while her "boyfriend" does his work (wanna' BET I know what she would tell her "boyfriend" if HE asked her to get up at 4 AM and have sex wth HIM?!)...........do I believe THAT?! Hell yes, I have done LOTS stupider than that!! LOLLOL For all I know, I ma aiding and abating my wifes divorce from me right now....I am DEFINATELY helping her do her level best to get pregnant by her Boss (but we have ALWAYS had a pregnancy risk thing between us anyway), and I am horny and helpful and even THINKING of more ways to help her accomplish this wth him.....she insists that this is "fun and exciting" and they have NO plan to let this break up two marriages and families (he has a wife and two kids, we have one but that MAY change soon)....and, OH YEAH, she did slip in between her excited descriptions of what they were doing...she has NOT ovulated yet (she gets this sharp pain in her side when she does) but knew she would tomorrow or Monday for sure.....and in a dreamy low and VERY sexy voice, she said "last night was the FIRST time we said I Love You to each other too"!!! I could feel her "shiver" when she told me that!!
AND that today after they got back to their suite and he put her new ring on her finger after she took her old one off, they talked some more about "them" and where they are going with this whole affair.....and he said that he liked things just as they are...he and his wife rarely had sex before the affair started because she has a heart condition that she thnnks makes it unsafe for her to have sex (it doesn't) nd that since they had started their affair he never even appraoched her for sex and hadn't had sex with her mmore than a couple of times this year...he REALLY liked her accepting his request to be sexually exclusive with HIM only even tho she is married, and that it would be really interesting to see how their KIDS turn out!!!! Not baby, KIDS!!! She said she was THRILLED at that prospect, having a "second family" with Tom and that it "might be a bit longer than we had first talked about before we can have sex again"......."you won't MIND will you Honey? Knowing how HAPPY I will be?"....I'm sure that she will remember my stuttering and confusion as a webster perfect acceptance and confirmation that this is the BEST idea she has come up with YET!!! LOL
So a Bakery at 4 AM doing the Lovers work so he has a couple of hours with the girlfriend...NO PROBLEM with that story.....now let everyone take a shot at mine!! Check whats playing at the Kennedy Center in DC tonite.......LOLLOL!!
Ric of JMNBABE
