Caption Contest

[tank_ball]

Could be none sexual. "Bloody hell, these ice cream cones leak all over the place".

I will be happy to slurp it up to see if it's vanilla flavored.

 

[midnightfapper]

Could be none sexual. "Bloody hell, these ice cream cones leak all over the place".

Ice cream... sure it is...

 

[BHCCuck]

Could be none sexual. "Bloody hell, these ice cream cones leak all over the place".

Doesnt look like ice cream to me, lol.

 

[tank_ball]

Everyone's drooling.

 

[midnightfapper]

Everyone's drooling.

My dick is drooling...







*ba dum tsss*

 

[midnightfapper]

When your beautiful blonde wife said "we should fuck other couples" you thought it was a dream come true. Now you know that she really meant "I want to get fucked by a couple. I want to be the center of it all, so I'll stick you with the camera."

 

[midnightfapper]

No hubby, put it away. I didn't say that I wanted to be shared, I said I wanted to fuck other men. You are only here to take pictures.

 

[midnightfapper]

It's okay sweetie, go back to bed. I'm just watching the neighbors fuck again. Lucky bitch gets that huge cock. MMMmm what I wouldn't give to feel it inside me!

 

[midnightfapper]

Mhm... yeah sweetie I'm listening...
Oh my... look at that bulge...

 

[midnightfapper]

oh.. OH! OH! FUCK! I'm not used to this. You are so much bigger than my husband.

 

[midnightfapper]

You feel that baby? That's what 3 other men felt today.

 

[tank_ball]

Your captions rock. Cucks who enjoy a little humiliation can appreciate.

 

[midnightfapper]

So, you're gonna put this in my pussy next, right?

 

[midnightfapper]

You're going to rip my pussy wide open with this thing, aren't you?

 

[midnightfapper]

Ma'am, please, I'm trying to do my job here... Yes, I know, you want cock but I'm afraid we have work to do...

 

[midnightfapper]

I'll be back in a minute honey, I'm just going to walk him back to his car.

 

[midnightfapper]

Yeah, everything is okay sweetie. I'm just paying off my tab. Just go wait in the car, I'll be out in a bit.

 

[midnightfapper]

You see that hubby? That's how a real man fucks pussy.

 

[midnightfapper]

Wanna stick it between my tits?

 

[midnightfapper]

Oops. I've been a bad girl honey. I accidentally sucked the wrong cock again. The lights were off, I thought it was you, honest.